For a few best-forgotten weeks it was called the Kaitlin Kirn Komedy show.
So Peter Parker usually gets people for Christmas???
KLAP KLAP KLAP AAHHH WE'RE ON FIRE
"Oh wait, it is Stark! Jeez, I just twisted his head off..."
"Maybe I'll get radioactive duck powers!"
Peter invokes wrath of mythical harpy woman, tries to hide head in jacket like a turtle.
Daily Spider-Man, I swear I will give you a quarter every day if you promise to stop mentioning the goddamn airport.