J. Jonah's cigar weighs down a full half of his face.
Bugle employees roll their eyes as Parker walks around with his half Spidey mask on again.
Robbie has removed his tie, but not donned the Hawaiian shirt/cargo shorts combo I was hoping for.
"I wonder if I could spy on Jameson somehow, considering I have super powers and a perfectly good reason to be near the man. Nah, I'll just stay home and whine."
"Hey, what was that crazy foreign charity anyway? I never heard of Srekooh n Ezoob."
"I sat around the apartment whining for so long, it's too late for me to get to work like a normal human being! And I should've checked on that secluded spot thing, probably! This is more exciting than when I almost ran into Robbie last week! Uh, I mean...a few hours ago."
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