Monday, November 09, 2015

Classroom 6


(2015) ZERO stars

Aspiring reporter, Annie, convinces a local college to lock her in the school with a film team overnight in order to document purported otherworldly activity that occurred in classroom #6. The film captures what happened to them via found footage.

I’m a sucker for found-footage, even generic found-footage, but not SLOW, generic found-footage! Including the credits the film is 78 minutes long (I looked it up) and absolutely NOTHING happens until the 50 minute mark (SPOILER: a school desk chair moves a few feet on its own). The brief climax has a money shot or two but this yawn-fest is not worth a moment of your time. Skip it.

3 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Nothing worse than 50 minutes of nothing.

Octopunk said...

Yeesh. Don’t these people see bad movies? Can’t they figure out how not to make one?

AC said...

Oh god, what a stinker! This sounds like a strong contender for the dubious title of most boring movie watched all month.