Monday, September 11, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker is ghastly



From The superficial, "Naming a perfume created by Sarah Jessica Parker "Lovely" really can't be considered anything but sarcastic. This witch is visually disturbing. I guess that wouldn't fit on the bottle. I hope she isn't really the one who created the scent, because a perfume that smells like hay and sugar cubes probably won't do very well. Those bulging veins in her forehead are the stuff of nightmares. It looks like she gonna use her mind to slam shut the doors to the gym and kill everyone at the prom. And did they really have to make the bottle look like that. They should have at least given her a myster, because when it comes out in drops like, it's just looks like something she would use to poison some apples and get Snow White.
Is she wearing a see thru shirt with no bra while at an event with little kids? Of course she is. Why wouldn’t she be. "

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

Wow, okay, another Sarah Jessica Parker dis...lemme see...

They should put her craggy face on Mt. Rushmore -- not a sculpture of her face, but her actual face.

How's that?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I heard she smells funny.

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