Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Luc Besson retires for stupid reasons


From Iwatchstuff, “Sadly, Luc Besson has announced that following the release of his tenth film, Arthur et les Minimoys, he will retire from the business to devote himself to civic projects to help France's inner city youths. Besson, whose works included The Fifth Element and Leon: The Professional, takes with him his distinct imaginative vision and the perplexing feat of having nailed Milla Jovovich.
Honestly, now that he's got some free time, we've got to get this guy in a boy band. Sure, he'd be the old, fat one, but that's just it--we need an old fat one.”

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

So I thought "man, what's he been up to, anyway?" So I looked him up on imdb, and he made a movie called Angel-A last year, and I'd never heard of it, so I looked up the release dates, and it's being released here in two and a half weeks. I love the internet.

The movie doesn't sound all that intriguing, however. No flying cars.

JPX said...

"No flying cars", or annoying Chris Tucker.

Octopunk said...

Okay, fine, just go and buy a copy of The Messenger for yourself and see how you like it!

What? It sucks? But there's no Chris Tucker, is there? Shut up and watch your Messenger.

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