Sheesh, what's going on with those gloves? I thought he was throwing Force lightning for a second there.
I want to smash it with a rock. JPX I'm curious, how many Jar Jar figures do you own?
I keep thinking about those three or four pages of dialogue that Jar Jar, Qui Gon and Obi Wan meet (What a bunch of silly names!) and how terribly conceived and written it is. "Are you brain dead?" "I speak!" etc. etc.
JAR JAR looks up and sees QUI-GON and the other creatures running like the wind toward him. One of the huge MTT's bears down on the JEDI like a charging locomotive. JAR JAR stands transfixed, still holding the clam shell in one hand. JAR JAR Oh, noooooooooo! JAR JAR drops the shell and grabs onto QUI-GON as he passes. The JEDI is caught by surprise. JAR JAR Hey, help me! Help me!! QUI-GON Let go! The machine is about tp crush them as QUI-GON drags JAR JAR behind him. Just as the transport is about to hit them, QUI- GON drops, and JAR JAR goes splat into the mud with him. The transport races overhead. QUI-GON and JAR JAR pull themselves out of the mud. They stand watching the war machine dissapear into the mist. JAR JAR grabs QUI-GON and hugs him. JAR JAR Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous! The frog-like creature kisses the JEDI. QUI-GON Are you brainless? You almost got us killed! JAR JAR I spake. QUI-GON The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta here! QUI-GON starts to move off, and JAR JAR follows. JAR JAR No...no! Mesa stay...Mesa yous humble servaunt. QUI-GON That wont be necessary. JAR JAR Oh boot tis! Tis demunded byda guds. Tis a live debett, tis. Mesa culled Jaja Binkss. In the distance, two STAPS burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing OBI-WAN. QUI-GON I have no time for this now... JAR JAR Say what? The two STAPS barrell down on OBI-WAN. JAR JAR Oh, nooooo! Weesa ganna.... QUI-GON throws JAR JAR into the mud. QUI-GON Stay down! His head pops up. JAR JAR ...dieeee! The two troops fire laser bolts at OBI-WAN. QUI-GON deflects the bolts back, and the STAPS blow up. One-two. OBI-WAN is exhausted and tries to catch his breath. OBI-WAN Sorry, Master, the water fried my weapon. OBI-WAN pulls out his burnt laser sword handle. QUI-GON inspects it, as JAR JAR pulls himself out of the mud. QUI-GON You forgot to turn your power off again, didn't you? OBI-WAN nods sheeplishly. QUI-GON It won't take long to recharge, but this is a lesson I hope you've learned, my young Padawan. OBI-WAN Yes, Master. JAR JAR Yousa sav-ed my again, hey? OBI-WAN What's this? QUI-GON A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up. JAR JAR Mure? Mure did you spake??!? OBI-WAN and QUI-GON start to run. JAR JAR tries to keep up. JAR JAR Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up...Tis safe city. They all stop. QUI-GON A city! (JAR JAR nods his head) Can you take us there? JAR JAR Ahhh, will...on second taut...no, not willy. QUI-GON No??! JAR JAR Iss embarrissing, boot... My afrai my've bean banished. My forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if my goen back dare. A PULSATING SOUND is heard in the distance. QUI-GON You hear that? JAR JAR shakes his head yes. QUI-GON That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way... OBI-WAN When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little pieces, then blast us into oblivion! JAR JAR Oh! Yousa point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry! JAR JAR turns and runs into the swamp. EXT. NABOO SWAMP LAKE - TWILIGHT
Yeah, exactly! What a terrible conversation!
God I know.. I hate myself for reading it (twice).
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