Saturday, March 10, 2012

Ashley Olsen Quits Acting in One of Hollywood's Most Tragic Losses


From cafemom, In what is surely the most shocking celebrity revelation of 2012, Ashley Olsen has announced that she plans to focus on the fashion empire she's created with her twin sister Mary-Kate.

While the diminutive blonde has been best known for her many contributions to the world of cinema and television—starting, of course, with her famous role on Full House and branching out to such critically-acclaimed shows as Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action! and Two of a Kind (not to mention her uncredited part in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle)—Olsen revealed that it's finally time to step down from her position as Hollywood's most respected A-lister performer.

Tragically for the millions who have long worshipped her brilliant talent and her status as the unparalleled master of character, accents, and genres, Olsen says that she's never going to act again.

2 comments:

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Then her pact with the devil is complete then? I will miss her as the next Robocop.

Jordan said...

I know I'm going to get totally "shunned" for saying this, but ever since they became adults I've found the Olsen twins very attractive.

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