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The rules are simple, just describe in any way what you think is going on in each picture by using caption, story, single word, sound effect...whatever floats your boat. It's Friday, let's have a little fun!
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2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
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Ha, Cat! You scooped me! I've been thinking of putting up a sneak attack haiku contest.
Off to think of some captions!
Yay!
1) "Hadoken! Hadoken!"
(That was a Street Fighter 2 reference.)
I miss the haiku/caption contests and I blame Octo (he was the last winner).
However, I no longer work on Wednesdays so I probably wouldn't contribute too much unless we're given 3-4 days to make submissions.
1. I have HUUUUUGE eyebrOWWWWWWSSSS!
2. *sob* I can't believe I paid 50 bucks for this haircut.
3. Humph! That bitch is wearing the same "just run through the forest from a serial killer" rag ensemble that I am! I'm going to kill my stylist.
4. I am a huge tool. (Kind of a cop-out, but that guy looks like such a tool I can't think of anything else!
5. If you squint just right I look like a cross between 50P and HandsomeStan...
It's TOTALLY my fault! I shanghaied the last caption contest for my pre-Horrorthon cheerleading and I never brought it back. It's been on my "get around to" list.
Apologies to all! Nice work, Cat!
6. And then they had to re-attach this hand right here! You gotta be careful with those wood cutter, eh!
1. Well, to that I can only point out THAT I HAVE AN ANGRY CAT IN MY PANTS
2. You s-s-said you l-l-liked my forehead!
3. But that's MY cave bear!
4. And then in Saw 8, the guy's head is stuck in the hole like this, and...and... Oh, I got nothing.
5. Shut up. I am totally crushing your brain with my telekeesis, telekynoptic, telephone-nee... my mind powers.
6. And then, after my arm's in there up to my elbow, I go all jazz hands like this -- you'd never think a cave bear could make a noise like that, I'll tell ya.
You guys are hilarious!
1. In the midst of his debate, Sherman suddenly realizes his underwear have been laced with Tiger Balm.
2. "Just a little squeaker...uuuuggh..dammit, I shit myself!"
3. "You mean there was a whole cabinet full of canned good all this time? So we ate Tammy for nothing."
4. Lesson one, how to look like an asshole.
2.) "Joey, what are you talking about? Xenu stacked the aliens around volcanoes? Oh no, Tom Cruise got to you, didn't he!"
Cat, number 3, hahahahahaha!
Nice one.
1. "Damn right I'm a proud Republican, how could you tell!?"
5. I wouldn't say it was for nothing, Tammy was pretty tasty.
6. Okay ladies, these five little beauties are going to be your best friend for next five weeks! Welcome to the Ellen Degeneres lesbian training camp!
4) "Drill here, drill now! Bring back family values! The Baby Jesus hates queers! Santorum for President!"
3.) "What do you mean you replaced my regular coffee with decaf? You conniving sonovabitch!"
Your #3 wins it for me, Cat. My office-mates wanted to know what I was laughing about!
6. don't believe me? smell!
1. who does number two work for?
I'll post results on Wednesday in case anyone else decides to chime in. Glad to see this got a good response.
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