From Iwatchstuff, "I really hope this isn't true, but Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) supposedly has a 40-minute sex tape in which he engages in a threesome with two women and even performs a Dirty Sanchez.
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
The working title for the sex tape is "Saved by the Smell," but they should consider changing it to "The Last Video You Will Ever Watch" and then package a gun with every copy of the tape, so that after you watch it you can blow out your own brains. Because after you see a naked Screech wiping a women's upper lip with her own feces I can't imagine your brain could be thinking anything other than self termination. Kill the body to save the mind."
From WWTDD, "Considering most sane people would rather watch their grandparents have sex than Dustin Diamond, and considering that "Dustin Diamond" is an even dumber name than "Screech", I wonder if the tape will show the part when the ether wears off and the girls wake up. Because I bet that part is pretty exciting."
2 comments:
I had to look up "Dirty Sanchez".
Gross.
The main reason I'm psyched the blog content will be all movie reviews next month is that I won't have to hear about this idiot.
Great pic, by the way. Unsavory.
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