Wednesday, June 27, 2007

MILFiest ‘80s Sitcom Moms


#4 Clair Huxtable

From cracked, If Clair Huxtable's career as a high-powered, overly shoulder-padded attorney hadn't of worked out as well as it did, she would've had a promising career as America's most sought-after phone sex operator. And on top of that, “The Voice,” as she's known among phone sex connoisseurs, had the good looks and fly Jerry curl to match. You won't get to hear Clair's lusty whisper in this clip, but fortunately, you will get to see one of her signature paramilitary jumpsuits. (Trust us, jumpsuits were the cat's pajamas in the ‘80s. So was saying “the cat's pajamas.” We swear.)

See rest of list here, http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2101&pageid=1

3 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That is the most ridiculous list I've ever seen. These people have way too much time on their hands.

And another thing - where's Blanche Devereux, Dorothy Sbornak or Rose Nylon? Hello!?

Octopunk said...

What the? "Sbornak?" Are you for real?

I agree, this is one of the more disappointing lists from Cracked's array of disappointing lists. The only one of those shows I ever watched regularly was Family Ties; I can't help thinking they just thought of the first ten 80's sitcom moms they could think of and just wrote some sexy propaganda for each one.

Where's Marge Simpson?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I'd take Bea Arthur over Marge Simpson any day. Especially 80's Marge, who looked and spoke like a stroke victim. Dorothy was a passionate, strong, beautiful woman with a heart of gold.

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