Wednesday, December 19, 2007

It's Voting Time

JPX has been bellyaching about going to see this movie, so I have decided to give him an opportunity to squeak out. I am putting JPX’s fate in your hands.
Who thinks JPX should not have to watch the chipmunks movie?
Who thinks JPX should have to watch the chipmunks movie?
Who thinks JPX should have to watch the chipmunks movie in the presence of screaming and peeing children (as JSP as cleverly suggested)?

Will anyone set JPX free?

16 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

It's no secret where I stand on this one. But to make it official - JPX must watch this movie immediately and also write a full review of it, no less than 75 words. After all the hype, anything less would be an insult to this blog, as well as this... I'm sorry, I've got KISSOLOGY cranking in the background and it sounds like Paul's saying something important.

Oh, anyway. JPX, you're not going to let the terrorists win, are you?

Whirlygirl said...

My school semester ended today. I'm ready to go see this on Friday, and if we do, I'll be posting pictures of it.

DKC said...

Congrats Whirlygirl! Because we all know the pain it will inflict, I vote Boom Boom must go!

Jordan said...

Nobody should ever have to watch this movie. Every print should be burned and the negatives destroyed. The people responsible for the movie should be made to pay heavy fines and sign agreements to never go near the material again. Every photographic image and audio recording from the movie should additionally be destroyed.

I mean, come on. A bunch of fucking chipmunks? Even the little picture of them standing there makes me want to throw up. Have you, finally, no sense of decency?

Octopunk said...

He's not talking about you, folks!

I love to hassle Boom Boom for real and imagined reasons, but I'm afraid I must also vote no. If he witnesses this debacle, I'll definitely want to hear about it, because his suffering will most certainly amuse me.

But while I wish that fate on him, I can't take part in it. Got your back, Double B.

Jordan said...

Who's not talking about whom?

JPX said...

Good God,woman, you must let this go! If we're seeing anything it's I Am Legend!!!

You can go see this and Sweeney Todd on your own!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Jordan, you've been in rare form lately! I've been chuckling all morning.

Whirlygirl said...

It's two for and two for not. I vote yes, JPX appears to vote no. What happens if it's a tie? Who wants to make the final decision? It would be unfair for me to do it because then JPX is definitely going.

I can't imagine that it will be in theaters much longer, but you never know, it could become the number one film in America. Considering a lot of the crap that comes out, the majority of the world must have bad taste in films.

I still can't get over that Paris Hilton movie...Hottie or Nottie... or whatever it is. I'm still not sure if it’s a joke.

Maybe Gobaers will be the one to break the tie????

Whirlygirl said...

And I thought enticing everyone with pictures of JPX at the chipmunk movie would guarantee a win.

Whirlygirl said...

And remember seeing this movie will be torture for me as well. I'll probably have to burn my corneas out after, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

AC said...

i'm feeling mad with power right about now, having not yet cast my vote, but may continue to abstain just to see what else happens.

AC said...

more truthfully, i'm torn between solidarity with my newbie sisters and loyalty to jpx.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Bah! What's JPX done for you lately? Girl Power!

DKC said...

Yeah! Girl Power!

Speaking of, AC do you want to join me and Whirly when we go see Sweeney Todd without JPX?

AC said...

jsp: thanks for making me laugh out loud.

dcd: thanks for the invitation! i would love to see sweeney todd with you and whirlygirl.

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