That one's from Cat, which just cracked me up again with the implication that I immediately turned on my new orgasmatron and yelled to my wife over the vibration. Johnny's "one-eyed monster was trouble enough" gag gets honorable mention.
Despite what it looks like, I didn't just award myself that one; Julie was on my computer and forgot to sign out as me. Really!
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because the REAL contest is about to start.
Congrats, ladies! You get nothing.