Monday, April 30, 2012

Dental Revenge

From Yahoo News: A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."

Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said. "She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said. "I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional."

Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.
"And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said.

Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.


Catfreeek said...

Wow. What the heck was he thinking going to his ex?

JPX said...

Agreed, why would he go to his ex? If anything this should confirm for him that dumping his ex was a good idea. Her behavior is not just the behavior of a jilted lover but it's the behavior of a psychotic individual. Was it really worth it for her to throw away her career?

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Crystal Math said...

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day! Totally sucks (for both of them; she'll have to deal with the negative consequences of their breakup for the REST OF HER LIFE, and he'll have to replace all his teeth)

It reminds me of working at a haunted house with a man who was in a car accident and had to have all his teeth removed because they were smashed in. The haunted house directors placed him in the dental room and he was phenomenal at scaring people.