From WWTDD, The Daily Mail UK says that Renee Zellweger has lost a ton of weight and is now dangerously thin. The paper says:Wearing her signature strapless cocktail dress, Renee revealed her bony frame, complete with weird pointy 'nobbles' on her shoulders, sinewy arms, and colt-like legs, topped off with a doll-like head that seemed way too big for her tiny body.
The evolution of Zellweger's rail-thin silhouette is reported to be a result of daily two-hour workouts and 12-mile hikes in the Hollywood Hills.
The good news for Renee is that no one is going to notice as long as she stands next to Sarah Jessica Parker. Renee might as well be standing next to the sun. The damage to my eyes and lingering physical pain is about the same. The army could be shooting rockets at King Kong in the background and I'd still never take my eyes off the goblin in yellow, for fear she would attack me if I let down my guard.
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Yeah, but at least Sarah Jessica Parker can smile like a normal person. Ever since Zellweger did whatever she did to her face it's had the flexibility of some kind of insect face. You know when you're watching a nature special and there's a closeup on the bug eating some leaves and those tiny, armor-looking parts are making tiny movements? That's her.
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