Thursday, June 07, 2007

Sickening

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence.
She was sent home with an ankle bracelet and must remain there for 40 days, according to sheriffs spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood on Sunday night to begin serving a 23-day sentence for violating probation.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress surrendered to authorities with little fanfare after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown.

The star of "The Simple Life" reality TV show pleaded no contest to a reckless-driving charge in January and was sentenced to 36 months' probation. When she was later pulled over by the California Highway Patrol, Hilton was told that she was driving on a suspended license and signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She was then pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27 and charged with violating probation.

9 comments:

JPX said...

How much do you want to bet that the "unspecified medical condition" is nothing more than panic attacks?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

You're way off. The "unspecified medical condition" is clearly a "whole lotta bullshit".

At least the whole ordeal is over and we can relax and wait for her next attention getting, brainless distraction.

JPX said...

Oh I agree, I just think that a shrink is going to give her a random diagnosis to get her out of there. Since when do people get out of jail for medical issues? "Guard, guard, I have a cold"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Sarah Silverman (who I'm not sure, but I think I'm in love with) pummeled her at the MTV Music awards. "To make Paris feel more at home, the guards have agreed to paint the bars like penises." Paris just sat there doing what she does best - looking like a complete idiot.

Jordan said...

Republican economics: give her a tax break and we all benefit, because she channels the profits into the infrastructure.

Or something. You know...antique corner-cupboards. Repaired Lexus transmissions. Bar tabs. The American infrastructure, damn it! The wealthy must not be prohibited from hoarding and spending as much as they like! It will destroy us all! Take away their cruel, cruel taxes! Vote Republican. They want what's best for YOU (not those "special interests" like people with wages and/or non-white skin). One the rich get everything they're asking for, it'll be paradise for everyone. They're absolutely sure of it.

Anonymous said...

This is bullshit! Send her ass back to the big house where she fk'n belongs. fk'n troll!

Octopunk said...

Guys, guys, you don't see how great this is?

Here's the deal: we're going to go to her giant release party, drink all the booze we want, and then say "Let's go to Denny's!" and everyone will stream out of the house like the Peanuts kids leaving school.

And Paris will be all alone with her beeping ankle bracelet.

We'll have make sure we take the maids, too.

50PageMcGee said...

there's no way. someone is going to try to stick around for sympathy sex.

DKC said...

I heard this morning that this was a decision by the sheriff's office and the judge was conferred and said "no way" to her being released but they did it anyway.
Please, please let the justice gods smile on us this morning and send her sorry ass back to the clink!

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