From x-entertainment, I've kind of hit a point where I don't need to shop for new Christmas decorations. We have enough of them. According to most, we have too many of them. Still, there's no conceivable way for any sane human being to turn down a Christmas decoration as sense-assaulting as this.
Remember that awesome "Vader building a Death Star" snowglobe I wrote about last year? Well, Darth has returned for the 2007 season with an all-new sphere of godliness, and it's almost as cool as last year's! Disregarding the almighty sight of Darth Vader in a Santa hat, the real treat in this new version is Santa Vader's "naughty or nice" list. Composed of various characters from Star Wars lore, Vader has successfully marked all of the hero characters as "naughty," leaving only Emperor Palpatine, Governor Tarkin and other villains behind to reap the rewards of Christmas.
Most impressive (I didn't mean the pun, really) is how thorough the list is. Palpatine and Tarkin…that's one thing, but this list has characters as vague as Zuckuss and General Veers! That I own a Christmas decoration with even a tiny connection to General Veers is something I will remind myself of the next time life deals me a shitty hand. I mean, this is just incredible.
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I don't think I'd want to be on Santa Vader's list. You'd probably open the box and it would be a little holo-phone, and then that would click on and there'd be a little Vader there who would then strangle you with the Force.
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