Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Caption Contest!

Here they are, you know what to do, so have at it!

What the Duck

Shoe

Nancy

Animal Quacker

B.C.

17 comments:

JPX said...

What the Duck

Panel 1

“Well, sir, I’ve gone over all of your test results twice”

“Can you make me feel better?”

Panel 2

“Yes, just take one of these twice a day for the next week”

“How in the world could I ever swallow that?”

Panel 3

“You don’t swallow it, my good man, this is a suppository”

Johnny Sweatpants said...

B.C.

Panel 1

(lām)
adj., lam•er, lam•est.

• Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory:

Panel 2

Example – “It is totally lame when the grandchildren of lame comic strip artists take over a lame comic strip and continue to make lame jokes that only appeal to those with a lame sense of humor.

JPX said...

Animal Qwacker

Panel 1

“Congratulations, I heard you finally earned your G.E.D!”

“Yep, it nearly killed me but it’s done”

Panel 2

“I wish I could get my G.E.D…”

“You can, you just need to buckle down and use your noggin’”

Panel 3

“I think you just stepped in poop”

“Indeed I did”

JPX said...

Nancy

Panel 1

“Fan Yang Gazillion Bubbles, for best results avoid flatulence when using this product”

Panel 2

“HAHA, what in the world does that mean?”

Panel 3

“Oh”

Octopunk said...

What the Duck

Panel 1

Doctor: With our new technology we can figure out the precise extent of your mental illness

Patient: That's good, because I want to get better fast

Panel 2

Doc: Here ya go!

Patient: There's no way I can swallow that

Panel 3

Doc: But this is how sick you are

JPX said...

B.C.

Panel 1

Lazy

(lz)

adjective lazier -·zi·er, laziest -·zi·est

1. Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
2. Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river.
3. Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day.
4. Using the same drawing for more than one panel in a comic strip

Panel 2
(silence)

Catfreeek said...

Animal Qwacker

Panel 1

Cat: "Did you know that all wolves drink like fish? Also, raccoons are terrible drivers and beavers like anal sex."

Rabbit: "Whatever dude, those are just stereotypes."

Panel 2

Cat: "Stereotypes! No way man, those are cold hard facts!"

Rabbit: "Man, your just ignorant."

Panel 3

Cat: "So I guess what they say about rabbits having enormous pe....holy shit dude! How do you walk with that thing?"

Rabbit: "It's a gift."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

What the Duck

Panel 1

"So let me get this straight. You're claustrophobic, agoraphobic, xenophobic and genophobic."

"That's right. I'm also homophobic, felinophobic and ergophobic. Also I can't tolerate loud noises, children or television. What do you recommend?"

Panel 2

"Take this pill."

"But Duckter, ingesting a pill of that size seems highly dangerous and would probably kill me!"

Panel 3

"Exactly."

JPX said...

Shoe

Panel 1

“The White House on Tuesday unveiled its campaign to fight childhood obesity. First lady Michelle Obama is spearheading the effort.”

Panel 2

“A 2009 study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that the direct and indirect cost of obesity "is as high as $147 billion annually. Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of obesity is…

Panel 3

“…wearing purple shirts and sitting in front computers. More at 11”

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Shoe:

Panel 1

“Are you a big fat guy that enjoys online gaming? Do you even remember the last time you got laid?”

Panel 2
“Do you have difficulty concentrating on World of Warcraft because you keep getting distracted by the very idea of a bacon double cheeseburger?”

Panel 3

“Well you’re in luck - introducing Online Ernie’s Burger Delivery Service! For just $29.99 a month you can have hamburgers delivered to your doorstep at any time of day. Act now and you'll get..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Animal Quackers

Panel 1

“Hey stupid! What are you even supposed to be? A chipmunk, a beaver or a rabbit?”

“I would prefer that you judge me by my character, not my species.”

Panel 2

“Or maybe you’re one of those dumbass squirrels that run across highways!”

“Cram it mister. I have enough self confidence not to be bothered by your juvenile insults.”

Panel 3

“Whoa. That is without a doubt the biggest schlong my eyes have ever had the privilege to witness.”

“Thanks. Like I said, I have self confidence.”

AC said...

what the duck

1.

"i finally have your medicine ready."

"thanks, doc! where is it?"

2.

"here."

"what??? doc, i can't swallow anything that big!"

3. "that's not what i've heard."

AC said...

b.c.

1.

"atheism"

2.

"a non-prophet organization"

Octopunk said...

Animal Qwacker

Panel 1

Cat: Man, I dig your hoodie and hat! You won the lottery for character design in this strip

Rabbit: Thanks, man, I know. Even my uneven teeth are rendered in a cool way.

Panel 2

Cat: Tell me about it. Meanwhile I've got this giant something hanging off the side of my face. Is this my cheek or a friggin' tumor?

Rabbit: I've been puzzling over that for days, actually. Does it hurt?

Panel 3

Cat: Probably not like that. Looks like you've been gutshot and your intestines are hanging out.

Rabbit: I know! I can't believe I'm not dead.

Octopunk said...

Shoe

Panel 1

Hey! You there! Are you depressed? Overweight? Wearing saddle shoes for no good reason?

Panel 2

Yes, that's it... sink down... it's hopless... yessss...

Panel 3

Well good news! You're having a psychotic break. You're about to decide you're Zeus and rain 12 gauge "thunderbolts" upon all your peers. Enjoy!

Octopunk said...

Nancy

Panel 1

This bottle sure comes with a lot of warnings

Panel 2

But they're so interesting! Do not use around open-topped pirhana tanks, or pits full of spikes... so weird!

Panel 3

Oh crap! Now I get it. They should also mention floating naked into your aunt's dinner party.

Octopunk said...

B.C.

Panel 1

Johnny-come-lately: Noun - 1. somebody who shows up late to a caption contest and hopes he can squeak in there anyway because he hosted his kid's birthday party the day before

Panel 2

2. The unrecorded follow-up to Dexy's Midnight Runners' follow up to the 1982 hit Come On Eileen

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