Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Stop Staring!: Creepy As #%@& Silicon Bust Of Death Star's Commander Grand Moff Tarkin


From geekology, This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy had to pin his shit back with bobby pins! Grand Moff Tarkin is not to confused with Admiral Motti, who Vader famously Force-chokes after finding his lack of faith disturbing. Tarkin IS the one that tells Vader to stop before he chokes him out though, and Vader listens. What a little bitch! All the while you think he's some badass, but in reality he's taking orders from multiple grampas and gettin' all emotional about being such a deadbeat dad. YOU DUN GOOFED, VAJAYDER! *spits into respirator*

1 comment:

Catfreeek said...

Yah, I wouldn't want to wake up to see that face staring back at me.

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