I bet none of the other news photographers hang out with Peter Parker during lunch.
Another nagging narration panel...
"Actually Jonah, it would be better if your headline read 'Then He Came Back.'"
Because your Spider-Sense is a silly, usless power and goes off when weird men cock their eyebrows.
"Twenty times, Jesus Christ. Do I hate the theater or do I hate my wife? Oh God it's both.'
You know, his piles of spider-money.
"Hooray! Maybe I'm not famous, but I can screw with my famous wife's career for attention!"