"Because mi hermana, her clothes are like made of knives or something. It's weird."
The boys take turns pointing out and overcoming obstacles!
And how do you lose an army, exactly?
"But look! I'm so indecisive I actually have two guns now!"
El Condor goes down like a computer Kirk ordered to calculate pi.
"Now sit up and beg for applause like those dogs on The Brady Bunch."
Panel five: Spidey awkwardly juts pelvis at his vanquished foe!
Panel six: Cue that "Whah WHAHH" horn thing!