Face it, Tarantula, if you sit around swapping tales about the security of a public official's office, your country is pretty boring.
Only the best security guards question the nature of perception and reality before taking action.
With a mighty NHHHNN, Spidey uses his incredible power of not always being completely useless!
"Si, Amigo! Songs will be sung about how you heroically slightly aided the volatile chemicals I brought in my pocket!"
"Superheroes? I'll send some guys!" -- every villain ever.
I'm not sure what's worse, the ludicrous bid for drama that is "Like we said: time lag" or Spidey's blatant trademark infringement.