Spider-Man strikes bafflingly awkward pose that's worse than Elaine Benes dancing!
One nice thing about Spidey's constant banter is that it makes me feel like mimes aren't all that bad.
It's a good thing the soldiers are ordered to ignore the water, because they're totally freaking out!
Typical superhero team-up crap: "My pile of guys is bigger than yours!"
"But on the plus side, I'm not getting my ass handed to me by another door."
(I like to imagine that first panel as cheap animation, where they pass by those boxes several times.)
"And being evil makes you even hotter! Damn it!"
How many freakin' times are these two going to surrender?
Also I find myself surprisingly incensed by Mary Jane sleeping with a framed picture of her husband. I hope the only reason is that her bottle of valium is taped to the back of the frame.