Is that Mary Jane's dad?
Dang! MJ wants to bang Peter on the street.
Panel one: "MJ and Peter are fucking."
Why, today's strip ended just like yesterday's! Maybe they can show some neighbors one at a time and ride out the whole week.
I think in the Marvel Universe the whole "he's a robot/he's a mutant" shtick can apply to literary everyone.
Panel two: everybody does something weird with their hands!
I'm going out on a limb here folks, but I think maybe J. Jonah Jameson wants to make out with Spider-Man.