First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Uwe Boll Can't Be Stopped!
Man, this guy just keeps pumping them out! Go here to see the new 90 second trailer for "In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale":
http://www.boll-kg.de/trailer/download/inthenameoftheking/trailer.mov
"And so begins another video game franchise that Uwe Boll will drive directly into the landfill. What really pisses me off about this one is that he actually got Jason Statham signed on. I couldn't care less about the other movies he's made, but now he's actually risking the reputation of an actor I care about. Statham isn't exactly Tom Hanks, but if you've seen any of The Transporter movies or Snatch, you know why he's stolen my heart. And why I want to make sweet, furious love to his ass-kicking abilities. Wait, did I just say I want to make sweet, furious love to his ass? That can't be good."
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Well, I doubt Jason Statham's career will be ruined...Boll's corralled too many good actors so JS will still be in good company.
Jeez, though.
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