From Iwatchstuff, "In this poster for the remake of The Hitcher, we learn why this guy's not a very good murdering hitchhiker. First of all, in order to best attract your "mark," an extended thumb is generally preferred over a menacing, blood-drenched hand hanging limply at your side. Another rule of thumb among tradesman is to move down the road, away from the massive pools of blood left from the previous driving couple you brutally slaughtered. If possible, bring an animal carcass with you to the scene, providing a scapegoat for the fluid and maybe a good conversation starter for the period between getting in your victim's car and revealing that you're a mass murderer. That awkward time is generally considered the worst part of the job.
Bonus Hitchhiking Pet Peeve: The driver asking where I'm going. Hey, man, I wanted a ride, not an interrogation."
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Man, for like two seconds I thought this was a review JPX had written. Gosh, that was a nice feeling.
bastard.
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