Tuesday, February 27, 2007

How did this happen?

From Iwatchstuff, "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have topped Forbes magazine's list of Hollywood's Top Earning Stars Under 21. Contact Music says:

The 20-year-old twins earned an estimated $40 million last year from their retail empire to beat Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe to the top of the new rich list. Radcliffe earned an estimated $13 million in 2006 to come in second. Actresses Lindsay Lohan, Dakota Fanning and Amanda Bynes rounded out the top five on the new list.


I started to look up what they meant by "the Olsen's retail empire", but then I got bored and stopped. Much like I did with my karate. I was the greatest champion ever and decided it was time to walk away. But then they kidnapped my daughter to blackmail me into killing the President. They thought they could control me, but my hands are weapons of justice and my karate chops are tools of freedom!"

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

It happened because America loves little troll girls. And Ghost Rider. And Fockers movies. See the trend?

JPX said...

I don't get it. What's this "retail empire" I keep hearing about? The only time you hear about these two vampires is when their eating disorders flare up. When was the last time they had any product? Didn't Full House end like 10 years ago?