Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Skinwalkers

From Iwatchstuff, "In Skinwalkers, two rival werewolf families war over a boy and his mother. If that isn't stupid enough, the trailer wasn't able to convince me anyone actually turned into a wolf. The werewolf fights were composed of driving motorcycles and shooting at each other. In fact, it may have been an episode of the early-'90s action series Renegade with werewolf lines overdubbed."

5 comments:

Octopunk said...

Do you think the people who thought up Renegade knew they were creating a property destined to be a yardstick for stupidity? Or is that like asking if the Fonz had a moment of blinding insight when he hit the apex of his arc over the shark, seeing in a flash his imminent downward motion describing not only the falling quality of Happy Days, but the failure of countless good TV ideas in the future – in a sense, all of our happy days? Or did I just go off the deep end with that one?

The sad thing is “Skinwalkers,” which I’m guessing refers to werewolves in human guise, seems like it would serve as a compelling title. But it doesn’t.

JPX said...

And why did Fonzie think that the public restroom would be a "cool" place to hold meetings? Who wants to discuss plans over the aroma of feces?

Octopunk said...

1. But do they have actual toilets in sitcom restrooms?

2. Fonzie can just hit the wall and the smell goes away.

3. Uh...something about the whole restaurant being stinky. Yeah.

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