Monday, December 03, 2007

Donk Tank: A Maybe For The Christmas List


From Geekologie: The JL421 Badonkadonk (yeah) Land Cruiser/Tank is a pretty sweet little vehicle. It fits five people inside or on the roof, can be controlled from inside or out, and reaches 40 mph. It's got a 400 watt "premium sound system", carpet interior, accent lighting, and Star Wars styling. They're built on an order-by-order basis, so you can have it pimped out even more should you desire a sex-swing or laser cannon. They run $20,000 and are available through Amazon. If you buy one I'd like a ride sometime. Unless you modified yours with the sex-swing and all. In which case I'll pass. Not that I wouldn't trust you or anything, but I wouldn't trust you. Because you're a sick pervert. Sex-swing: cool. Sex-swing in tank: sexual deviant.



Note: Hunter S. Thompson not included.

Octopunk adds:

This thing is hilarious! I'm actually inserting my comment in the post so I can show off these two pictures of things that the Donk Tank reminds me of:



This last item is from Space Mutiny, one of the funniest horrible movies ever to grace the screen of MST3K. They actually have chase scenes in these things.

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

I commented in the post! Go look.

DKC said...

HA! I remember that MST3K chase scene!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Octopunk, that's fucking hilarious and I love how it was added way later than people usually check older posts!

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