Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I Smell Oscars!


Cleverly titled "What Stays in Vegas" teams up acting heavyweights Aston Kutcher and Cameron Diaz. Man, this brings back memories of DeNiro and Pacino finally sharing the screen in Heat.

7 comments:

JPX said...

Landshark, here's a PG version of the Screech sex tape,http://video.aol.com/video/entertainment-screechs-sex-tape/1728170

That's my revenge for posting a picture of Aston.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

She looks more and more like Jack Nicholson as the Joker every day.

Octopunk said...

Gah! I watched the sex tape. There was only about ten seconds of the actual sex part, and it was before anything happened, but then there's that fool talking about how cool his sex tape is. Horrible! Just horrible.

JPX doubted my ignorance of this Screech person but I honestly never even heard of Saved By The Bell until just before Showgirls came out. I've still never seen even five seconds of an episode.

I've always thought of Cameron Diaz as someone who looks good when you're watching her acutally talk and move but looks kind of weird in still photographs. Same thing with Julia Roberts.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Consider yourself lucky Octo. I used to watch Saved By the Bell religiously but only because it enraged me so much. Screech was particularly unbearable with his atrocious acting and obnoxious squeaky voice. I hated him then and I hate him now. If he saved my life from a speeding bus I'd thank him and then punch him in his stupid face.

Landshark said...

We recently watched "The Holiday," and there's a scene early in the movie when Cameron is supposed to be this driven career woman having a breakdown, and it's the single most embarrassing acting performance in the history of bad romantic comedies.

Saved by the Bell has some sort of weird appeal. Not unlike that old little robot-girl show that Casey used to watch. You flip past it, and stop for a second because you just can't believe tv was ever this bad...

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I just added The Holiday to my queue.

patrick said...

most of the chick flicks i've seen with Ashton Kutcher have been at least halfway decent, A Lot Like Love is one example