Thursday, February 24, 2011

Poppie peed on my couch!



What is this strange sign you ask? I was meeting with a patient (an obese African American man who is in his 50s) when all of a sudden he calmly inquired, “Is there a bathroom in this building?” After pointing him in the right direction he left my office to go take care of his sinful business. I happened to glance over at the chair he was sitting on and noticed with horror that there was a big pee stain! After he left housekeeping was contacted and this is the sign I was greeted with the next morning. I think that I’ll keep this sign; it’s unintentionally hilarious, isn’t it? It reminded me of that Seinfeld episode where “Poppie” pees on Jerry’s couch.

4 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Oh man, that's so damn funny.

AC said...

the part i love is that it seems the little sign already existed; they just added the date. so that means this is a common occurence, common enough to have a premade sign?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

When you told me that I never laughed so hard in my life, just picturing your expression as you discovered the stain. Now I'm laughing about it all over again. I hope they cleaned it instead of just throwing the sign on it.

Octopunk said...

Wow. I'm kind of intrigued by that huge emoticon face thing. Is supposed to "be" the chair? It doesn't look much like a chair.

Also, it's really distraught. Maybe it should take advantage of its current location and get some psychological help.