Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Caption Contest Results


Thanks for all the participation, I wish I had time to dole out kudos to everyone involved. Unfortunately, my rotten ungrateful children, have had me running around like my ass was on fire for the past 2 days. Therefore you get the Reader's Digest condensed version of the contest results.

In short, I gave it to JSP mostly for this ditty:

What the Duck

Panel 1

"So let me get this straight. You're claustrophobic, agoraphobic, xenophobic and genophobic."

"That's right. I'm also homophobic, felinophobic and ergophobic. Also I can't tolerate loud noises, children or television. What do you recommend?"

Panel 2

"Take this pill."

"But Duckter, ingesting a pill of that size seems highly dangerous and would probably kill me!"

Panel 3

"Exactly."

Not only did he point out what a waste of life this pathetic character was, but he had the savvy to refer to the doctor as "Duckter". Well done Mr. Smarmy pants, it's back to you. Sorry for the short notice, blame the kids, I always do.







5 comments:

JPX said...

Congrats, JSP! Love the picture, Cat. I laughed at a number of the entries including AC's B.C., which could've been an actual B.C. strip. I look forward to seeing what you come up with JSP!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

JPX your Nancy was hilarious. I could not for the life of me come up with something that could compete with it.

Octopunk said...

Nice work all around. "Duckter," good one.

AC said...

congratulations jsp!

thanks jpx. i agree with jsp, i couldn't even try a nancy after your beaut.

is it me, or are most real comic strips just horrendously unfunny?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Yup! Incidentally I have to postpone this week's competition as I'm leaving for Lake Tahoe in an hour and I haven't started packing...

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