So in the interest of hopefully motivating more bloggers to participate, I have chosen more single panel and short strips. Enough blabber from me, here they are.Bloom County
Gasoline Alley
Mother Goose & Grimm
Family Circus
Felix the Cat
Gasoline Alley
Mother Goose & Grimm
Family Circus
Felix the Cat
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Felix the Cat
"No Felix, no! That really is my grandmother, she's a wolf and she's very self-conscious about her bald spot, which is why she wears a wig!"
Family Circus
"You can stick that shirt up your ass, Grandma. I'm going to church like this."
Family Circus
"Grammy why is that rag covered in chlorophorm?"
Family Circus
"Go ahead Gramma, say how cute and chubby my thighs are one more time, I dare you! Then we'll talk about what you have hanging down to your knees!"
Mother Goose & Grim
Batman"Hey! Nice tits!"
Wonderwoman" Don't even think about it! You don't even have real superpowers, like Superman!"
Family Circus
"Grandma, thats a no-no place you're looking at!!"
Felix the Cat
"Felix! I just finished helping this cross-dressing wolf get ready for his date tonight! Now I have to reapply his lipstick all over again! Dammit!!!!"
The Family Circus
"'Not Me' is the one who pooped all over my shirt, and bed, and your sneakers, and..."
Gasoline Alley
Panel 1
“Crusty Pete! L’il Joey and I were discussing what it takes to be a man. Do you have any wisdom you’d be willing to dispense?”
“I sure do. You see Joey, being a man has nothing to do with money and power. You must take personal responsibility for your actions and make informed decisions based on science and reason.”
Panel 2
“Hey wait a minute, aren’t you the homeless guy that got arrested for public masturbation at the baseball game last week?”
“Well to be honest, 99% of the time “being a man” involves the penis.”
Mother Goose and Grimm
“What do you think Robin would do if he found out that half the items in my utility belt have been inside your vagina?”
“Probably throw up. You do realize he’s gay, don’t you Bruce?”
Felix the Cat
"Damn you Felix! How many times have I told you not to interrupt us when we're doing role play!"
Felix the Cat
"Holy crap, that cat looks just like the clock in my kitchen!"
Gasoline Alley
Panel 1
"Hey Mista, would you like to buy my son Earl? He's a good worker and he don't eat very much. We just kin't support all 18 of our chil'ens on my measly fact'ry pay."
"Well, I don't know. Turn around boy, lemme have a good look at ya."
Panel 2
"Oh no you don't! He said I was a good worker, not a tight end!"
"Garshdarnit! I suppose oral sex is out of the question?"
Mother Goose & Grimm
"Hey baby, how about a little hot superhero action? *wink*wink*"
"I'm a man."
Gasoline Alley
Panel 1
“Excuse me sir, this boy is lost and he is looking for his father. He last saw him in this area, have you seen anyone?”
“Sorry, I can’t help ya, partner”
Panel 2
“Dad, I know it’s you and you’re just wearing a fake beard!”
“Nope, I haven’t seen anyone around here.”
Mother Goose and Grimm
Batman: "Hey, want to switch costumes?"
Wonder Woman: "You really are a weirdo, Bruce"
Family Circus
"Why were you using my shirt as toilet paper in the bathroom, Gramma?"
Felix the Cat
"Holy shit! Mom sent me here so Grandma could eat a live cat? That's fucked!"
Bloom County
Panel 1
Lady: Hello, I'd like to leave a personal ad.
Panel 2
Lady: Single white female tied to bed and gagged seeking any and all men who want to come over and do it with a bound, naked woman. Must leave gag on.
Panel 3
Lady: It's a joke, you see. It's my twin sister who'll be tied to the bed, rutted by strangers over and over!
Panel 4
Milo: That... that's horrible...
Lady: Oh pish posh! It's a birthday tradition. Last year she framed me for murder and sold my house!
Mother Goose and Grimm
Batman: Okay, how about this one: fuck, marry, kill, with me, the Joker, and...
Wonder Woman: Kill you, Bruce. It's always kill you.
Gasoline Alley
Panel 1
Dad: And this, son, is what a homeless person looks like.
Old man: Homeless! I'll have you know I'm the Chief Procurer for His Dark Holiness and all his followers up round Shadow Mountain!
Panel 2
Son: You and your kind will BURN in the fires of HELL, you old sinner!
Old man: Funny, that's what the last little boy said right before we fed him to Asteroth of the Endless Maw
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