First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Superman is a jerk
"Brandon Routh, our world's next Superman, gave a few bits of choice information regarding the plot of Superman Returns:
'Superman leaves without saying a word to Lois Lane and that causes some bitterness on her part. He also confirms that there is only one villain, Lex Luthor.'
Hearing this news, I can't help but think of my father, who left my mother and I without saying a word. And how, with his heavy drinking, he too faced only one villain: alcoholism. But mostly, it reminds me of how sometimes he would dress up like Superman and talk for hours about Vietnamese women."
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What's all this "my father drank" crap? I've got grievances with life, but I leave it out of my reviews.
(In other words, I substitute a myriad of smaller grievances for the big ones, but I'm entertaining, is my point.)
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