Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Familyvaluescenter.com; protecting our children with wholesome toys

Young Noah travels the ancient world. He learns to make friends with all God's wonderful creatures. Package comes with poseable action figure styling with play sword and bow and arrow, along with fully illustrated comic book. "Will be shipped in 45 days"Action figure David battles the powerful giant, Goliath. His courage is inspired by his devotion and love of God. Package comes with poseable action figure styling with play accessory sword and slingshot, along with fully illustrated comic book. "Will be shipped in 45 days"

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6 comments:

Octopunk said...

Dude, you posted the most normal one! At least David was known for actual combat, they've got Moses tricked out with a big honkin' sword and Noah armed with a crossbow, no doubt for picking off sinners trying to climb aboard.

And why is "Will be shipped in 45 days" in quotes? Is that from the Bible.

And sheesh, 45 days? It didn't even rain that long during The Flood.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Have they ever made a decent Satan action figure?

DKC said...

Jacob.
Jake just typed his name for everyone to see. He immediately wanted to know who the "super-hero" was when he saw the picture. Luckily he has Octo and JPX to steer him right!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I've been thinking about lobster ever since DCD's comment yesterday. Was the lobster delicious or REALLY delicious?

DKC said...

Oh - It was SUPER delicious. And I have a microwave in my office, so when the melted butter cooled off slightly I could zap it and make it all warm and luscious again...

JPX said...

That's so funny, I've been thinking about lobster since yesterday too!

Damn you, dcd.

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