Ok, how could I not include this picture???
This is my aunt Helen who may or may not have had anything to do with this story.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.
She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
[Johnny Sweatpants] I'll just leave it at that. Everyone, have a wonderful weekend! Incidentally, I wasn't about to post another Paris pic so I would instead like to take the space to introduce you to my Aunt Helen. Unlike Paris, she was a sweet, intelligent, loving woman and would likely object to the psychadelic background. If you stare in her eyes for 10 seconds you'll forever be under her spell.
7 comments:
Ah! I looked for too long! C'mon everybody, we've got to bust Aunt Helen out of jail!
I love Aunt Helen! Great picture to go along with a faaaaabulous article!
You know, this is so great that I thought it was a joke. I had the whole "This is a joke, right?" thing like when you win the lottery or whatever.
What a fantastic payoff after the "she's getting out after a day" business! Oh boy. "Screaming and crying." Love it.
I know! I couldn't believe it myself. You couldn't possibly script a better ending. Actually, the one thing I'd add is to have a bird crap on her on the way out of the court house.
And then an elephant sits on her car.
I'm so happy, I wrote the following haiku!
Outraged and distraught
Clueless till the bitter end
Glad she's back in jail
Wow. I have to come in here again with my cooties just to praise the awesomeness of that haiku.
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