Summerisle aka Mr. Jonathan Livingston Sweatpants was over at my house last Friday before heading to an Arcade Fire concert. I took this opportunity to return a few of his belongings that've been kicking around at my house, including his Pac-man emulator joystick device. What you're seeing above is my killer high score at Super Pac-man, the best of the four game variations available.
Mr. Pants, as his brother will attest, is used to being the undisputed master of most games of skill, and so lording my superior Pac-dancing over him has been a highlight of these past months.
The core element of Super Pac-man are the two green Super Power Pills on each board. They turn Pac-man into a huge version of himself, immune to ghosts and able to smash right through the temporary walls a regular Pac can only open by swallowing the right key.
Therein lies the difference in our respective approaches. My rival is a die-hard champion of gaining points by eating ghosts (see his Ms. Pac-man post). I contend that the Super of Super Pac is in his ability to smash through walls, and so I slam through boards as fast as possible, gobbling ghosts only when it's convenient. We'll see how this debate will end (just have your camera ready, dude.)
I think my side of the debate is best expressed below (and for the sharp-eyed scouts, check out Johnny Sweat's reflection giving me the double flip-off).
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I love the reflection! It's so much fun to see the two most competitive people I know go head to head on this!
AAAaaaarrrghhh! Choking on my own rage here..!
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Watch out, Summerisle can be very scary when he gets this way. Think about David Banner accidentally slamming a door on his hand.
David Banner would have killed any girl he dated...except for the smart ones who know to run away once his laborious "sleeves coming apart" montage starts.
Yeah it was never clear from start to finish how much time it took David to transform. Would you be able to get away as soon as you see his eyes turn white?
What's also good is that, even if my score is toppled, I'm convinced my methods will still prove superior and JS will still be the student, ha ha.
In order to really stuff me, he'll have to stick to his ghost-gobbling ways.
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