Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Home Simpson offends Pagans

From geekology, The people at Fox painted a giant Homer Simpson next to the Cerne Abbas giant - a 180ft 17th century fertility symbol carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas - to promote the new Simpsons movie. Apparently this pissed off the people at The Pagan Federation, and their district manager said:

“It’s very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing. We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. We’ll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away. I’m amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It’s an area of scientific interest.”

You know what else is an area of scientific interest? My brain. But only because it's incredible something so big could actually fit in a human skull.

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Oh crap, don't do your rain magic!

At least Homer had the decency to wear underwear. What is it with these fertility symbols and their giant cocks?

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