From iwatchstuff, Looking to impress the ladies down at your favorite Hollywood hotspot? You'll be down right irresistible in this Star Trek t-shirt, the summer's hottest accessory!In case you've never been to Comic Con, it involves bored-looking, criminally underdressed Hooters waitresses and semi-employed model/actresses passing out t-shirts like the one you see above while trying not to look repulsed by guys like this and this and this. There, I just saved you $50.
If you're in San Diego in July, I recommend the beach. There are just as many hot girls in skimpy outfits, and some of them are even underage!
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Ha. I haven't done too many cons but I've done enough to recognize the phenomenon of hired hotties in costumes. He left out the part where the illusion inevitably shatters: you hear them hawking whatever property they're dressed as and they get the story all wrong. And if you told them they could look at you and say "who cares, I'm hot" and they will have actually won the argument.
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