Monday, August 27, 2007

Owen Wilson attempts suicide?


From thesuperficial, Owen Wilson was taken to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica, California Sunday afternoon and the National Enquirer is claiming it was a suicide attempt. They say that he sliced his left wrist and took an overdose of pills. He was transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized to be detoxed and details are still coming out.

He was definitely hospitalized Sunday, but the National Enquirer is the only one saying it was suicide. Although for every story they write about Abraham Lincoln being a killer cyborg from the future they still manage to be right every now and then. And this one just feels right. Like the article they wrote about me breaking the world bench pressing record and then spending my free time rescuing puppies from fires. That's just good journalism.

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

Aw. I hope not. Sometimes he drives me nuts, like in those Jackie Chan flicks, but I genuinely like Owen Wilson. In that fake way one "likes" an actor they'll likely never meet.

DKC said...

I also like him. Also in that fake way that we think we "know" them, I can't imagine him trying to commit suicide.

50PageMcGee said...

i know! he "seemed so full of enthusiasm" the last time we "talked."

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