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Thursday, August 23, 2007
It looks good on you though
From iwatchstuff, Bill Murray was stopped by Swedish police yesterday for drunkenly driving his golf cart back to his hotel. Reuters reports:
'Murray was brought to Norrmalm police station, in the north of the city, and given a blood test for alcohol after he refused to take a breath test, said station commander Jan-Olov Lundgren. The American had been stopped while driving the golf cart from Cafe Opera, an upscale restaurant in the center of town, back to his hotel.'
A golf cart is one of two vehicles you should be allowed to drive drunk. The thing goes three feet a minute. If you hit somebody with one, they pretty much deserved it for having the reflexes of a tuna sandwich. What’s the other vehicle I think you should be allowed to drive drunk? A speeder-bike from Return of the Jedi. I can’t go into the details due to pending litigation, but it basically involves myself, an Ewok and a Mai-tai the size of a dishwasher.
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The cops in Key West would arrest you for riding a bicycle drunk.
That is a really weird pic of Bill Murray - he kind of looks like Patrick Stewart. He should have had #1 drive his golfcart.
This would be a much more interesting story if Murray got hold of a speeder-bike.
I always used to daydream about having a speeder-bike and getting chased at night by police down the twisty parts of New Meadow road. The punchline? When I swerve off the road and zip away over the Barrington River, leaving the cops watching my receding taillights and scratching their heads. I figured I'd do it right about where that guy puts up his annual Christmas light dinosaur or whatever.
When did Bill become 100 years old?
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