Thursday, February 28, 2008

Eyeball Tattoos Give Me The Heebie Jeebies


From geekology, A Toronto man nicknamed Pauly Unstoppable has been the first person to receive an experimental "eyeball tattoo". Basically a tattoo artist injected blue ink into Pauly's eye until it was completely blue -- some 40+ injections! Holy hellfire, shit and brimstone this guy is freaking nuts. Pauly had the following to say about the experience:

I really have to emphasize again that the procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications and that it should not be casually attempted. Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it.
Nice Mr. Unstoppable, nice. You are truly a testament to the strength of the human spirit. Willing to go blind for the sake of, uh, blue eyeballs.

6 comments:

Octopunk said...

Yikes! That shot could be a horror movie poster.

I heard this statistic once that 90% of people with facial tattoos attempt suicide (JPX, I'd love to know what the real stat is... do you have a handy resource?). I'd think an eye tattoo would be like a facial tattoo squared.

And isn't this just eye dye? I want to see little eyeball pictures! You know, anchors and hearts and stuff.

AC said...

ok, i said nothing about the "penis mole" or the "lindsay-as-marilyn" abominations, but could you please remove that eyeball picture from the site! ecch.

DKC said...

That is completely f'd up.

And that picture is totally gross! Bring back the "penis-mole!"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

You'd think he would wait for the success of one eyeball tattoo before moving on to the other one.

AC said...

how 'bout a penis mole eye tattoo?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Eeeeeee-yeeeeewwwww!

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