Friday, March 28, 2008

Star Wars Golf Bags Shouldn't Have Made It


From geekology, Come on Star Wars franchise, get with program. With all the other awesome products you had to choose from to release you pick freaking golf bags? WTF!? These golf bags are made in Japan, come in Stormtrooper or Darth Vader styling, cost about $500, and are stupid. Mostly because I'm pissed they didn't release any of that other, cooler stuff instead. I mean Jesus, Star Wars franchise, at least get creative. How about an AT-AT golf cart instead? Death Star golf balls? I mean this thing could have at least been shaped like R2 for Skywalker's sake. #$&!!%! %)#@!!)$#! Star Wars: Episodes 1 and 2 - Attack Of The Phantom French Ticklers am I furious right now.

6 comments:

DKC said...

Yeah, golfer + Star Wars geek doesn't really seem to be a realistic demographic.

JPX said...

Exactly! It's like pairing the most boring thing in the world with the coolest!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Shame on you JPX. I know some elderly men who wear funny hats and pants who would be outraged by that statement.

Octopunk said...

It's weird how the Stormtrooper one actually integrates elements of a Stormtrooper's face while the Darth on seems to maybe have his mouth on there but not his eyes. Overall the whole design is kind of random and stupid, quite literally a slapping of SW images onto an otherwise ordinary thing.

And where's my AT-AT drink caddy? Nowhere.

miko564 said...

My "dancing "Caddyshack" gopher club-head cover" and I are gravely insulted.....

Golf Shop said...

Golf bags are larger, heavier, and does come with a strap. This is because they are not intended to be carried while walking. You can also see that almost all the pockets face in a way that you can easily have access to all pockets while driving a chariot. Now if you go there, but sometimes the vehicle you want a stand bag. You can use these bags to stand up and walk. They have a booth, so when you go you will not need to put your bag on the floor in the wet grass. Stand bags are also much lighter and come with a double strap so you can easily carry.

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