Friday, December 24, 2010

Finally! 2001: A Space Odyssey action figure

Product Features

Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 - the squares of the first 3 integers)

Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic)

Zero (0) points of articulation

May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing)

Dimensions: .75" x 3" x 6.75"

Get yours for the Kubrick fan in your life at

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

That is pretty hilarious. You'd have to keep it in the package, however, or nobody will even notice the damn thing.