Attention guys, do you want the good news or the bad news first? I’ll give you the good, this movie is virtually riddled in full frontal female nudity. What’s the bad you ask? Most of the women are over 70 years old. It almost seemed like Rob Zombie surrounded his wife with these women so we wouldn’t notice that she is moderately aging. I did notice that she very much resembled a modern day Jamie Lee Curtis. I wonder if Sheri Moon Zombie will begin to get concerned with our bowel movements as she gets older and pick up the Activia torch when Jamie Lee is ready to pass it on.
Holy crap is that what I would look like in dreads?
And why am I feeling myself up?
As far as I can tell this film was about a group of witches who got really pissed off when they were burned so they put a curse on all the women of Salem. Many years later this curse arises to collect the debt via some weird sinister music from a band called The Lords. Three weird old ladies who we can assume are the descendants or reincarnates of the witches proceed to execute the devious plan. Beyond this, the film just seems like some bizarre disjointed music video from the late ‘80’s, without the music mind you, that drones on and on.
I don’t understand why Sheri Moon Zombie was jerking off the innards of this midget chicken monster.