From Iwatchstuff, "With now-famous video sensations like Star Wars Kid, Numa Numa Guy, and Nintendo64 Kid (search YouTube for these if interested), sometimes the Internet can make celebrities out of the unwilling when their personal videos find their way online. Such was the case of Mr. Hands, a Seattle man who let a horse have sex with his butt on tape as his friends watched/masturbated (search disgusting places for this if interested, pervert). Rather surprisingly, the horse's forearm-size member would eventually cause serious damage to Mr. Hands' standard-size internal organs, killing him.
Though he is now gone, Hands lives on through poorly-shot video and the warning not to ram a horse's penis into your intestines, but that is not his only legacy. His epic tale has now been immortalized through film in the movie Zoo, and here is the poster.
You know in a cartoon, when someone sees a lot of money and their eyes turn into dollar signs? This is the equivalent effect for when a horse sees that he gets to have sex with some dude."
1 comment:
LO friggin' L at that headline, dude! That had me giggling while I was on the phone with clients.
I was imagining the other day that a particularly difficult writing challenge would be to write a character who had a strong, off-the-beaten-track sexual prediliction. I was thinking of "Looners" at the time (people turned on by balloons), but this sounds equally difficult.
I don't get the "We are not who we appear to be" tagline on this poster. Does it turn out the horse was two guys in a suit, or what?
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