Monday, July 16, 2007

Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Career Circling the Bowl

From iwatchstuff, The brains behind Daddy Day Care apparently were so pleased with themselves that they decided to make a sequel, and the trailer's now online.

Oh boy. What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about the holocaust? Hey, remember when Cuba Gooding Jr. won an oscar? Since then he's been in Snow Dogs, Pearl Harbor, Boat Trip, and Norbit, among other things. I could wipe my ass with my resume after a big glass of Metamucil and it'd still have fewer turds on it than his (but probably more porn).
For the love of God, man, get a new agent. Burn the old one for fuel. It can't be fun making movies for the family-too-dumb-to-notice-something-sucks crowd.

PS - More like Cuba BAD-ing! Zing!

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Wouldn't it be great if all these actors doing dumb comedies got together for a freaky, edgy indie film that reset all of their artistic talentometers? Cuba Gooding Jr., Eddie Murphy, Vin Diesel and Robin Williams could headline the cast. They could all play gay heroin addicts. It writes itself!

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