
Now the French have Marissa Tomei naked in their movie trailers. That’s right, she’s naked in the new French trailer for Before the Devil Knows Your Dead. Here in America we hide hot starlet nudity behind stringent R and NC-17 ratings, over there they just throw it willy nilly into their movie trailers as if it’s no big deal. Well, over there it is no big deal. Seriously, I think I want to be French. 35 hour work week, 5 weeks minimum of vacation a year, completely free world class healthcare, water fountains that dispense wine instead of H20, and naked celebrities on every corner. What a country. Before the Devil Knows Your Dead stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Albert Finney, and Marissa Tomei in the story of two brothers who organize a robbery of their parents jewelry store that goes horribly wrong. Watch the trailer here.
Warning: trailer contains bare celebrity breasts.
2 comments:
Every time I think of Marissa Tomei I think of Brian from Family Guy saying "Well, I've worked miracles before" and it cuts to the Oscars and you hear "and the winner is...Marissa Tomei!"
She got her Oscar from a dog. Ha ha.
Nice boobs though.
It's funny to see the word "blog" on a French blog. Like up at the top, where it says, "Consulte les autres blogs." Say that all with a super French accent, until you get to the word "blog."
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