Friday, July 06, 2007

Shoot 'Em Up Trailer: Tits, Fire, and Motley Crüe

From iwatchstuff, Shoot 'Em Up stars Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bigtitserino, looks like a cross between Snatch and Smokin' Aces, and was written and directed by Michael Davis, a dude I've never really heard of before. I'll be honest, the trailer looks promising. It reminds me of the day when action movies, even the shitty ones, had over the top bad guys, awesome one liners, and of course plenty of tits and fire. This was before people like Jerry Bruckheimer replaced these things with inane plot twists, talking animals, and Nic Cage.

After at least half a decade of piece of shit, PG-13, Paul Walker vehicles*, perhaps this is a return to form? Let's hope so. But I also remember thinking the Independence Day trailer looked awesome, so who knows.

*From Encyclopedia of Stuff Vince Hates, Volume P

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

That looks great! Too bad Monica Bellucci couldn't keep her rubber dress from Reloaded.

How did you get an umlaut over Crue? This is another one of those things I'm sure my computer can do but I'm too busy blogging right now to figure it out.

DKC said...

"Umlaut" is a wicked cool word.

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