From iwatchstuff, Bill Murray was stopped by Swedish police yesterday for drunkenly driving his golf cart back to his hotel. Reuters reports:
'Murray was brought to Norrmalm police station, in the north of the city, and given a blood test for alcohol after he refused to take a breath test, said station commander Jan-Olov Lundgren. The American had been stopped while driving the golf cart from Cafe Opera, an upscale restaurant in the center of town, back to his hotel.'
A golf cart is one of two vehicles you should be allowed to drive drunk. The thing goes three feet a minute. If you hit somebody with one, they pretty much deserved it for having the reflexes of a tuna sandwich. What’s the other vehicle I think you should be allowed to drive drunk? A speeder-bike from Return of the Jedi. I can’t go into the details due to pending litigation, but it basically involves myself, an Ewok and a Mai-tai the size of a dishwasher.
3 comments:
The cops in Key West would arrest you for riding a bicycle drunk.
That is a really weird pic of Bill Murray - he kind of looks like Patrick Stewart. He should have had #1 drive his golfcart.
This would be a much more interesting story if Murray got hold of a speeder-bike.
I always used to daydream about having a speeder-bike and getting chased at night by police down the twisty parts of New Meadow road. The punchline? When I swerve off the road and zip away over the Barrington River, leaving the cops watching my receding taillights and scratching their heads. I figured I'd do it right about where that guy puts up his annual Christmas light dinosaur or whatever.
When did Bill become 100 years old?
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