Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Back when I worked at Showcase this poster used to ruin my day.



Something about the hat enraged me.

33 comments:

JPX said...

Thanks, now I'm in a bad mood.

Octopunk said...

It doesn't hurt so much if you imagine him saying "whoah."

DKC said...

Oh poor Keanu. Was this his first "serious" attempt after Bill and Ted's?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Totally. He was all "There's more to me than the brain-dead surfer dude. Check me out in my funny hat and serious disposition".

Now that I think about it - has anyone here actually seen this movie? Dammit. I know I'm gonna end up renting this crapper for the sole purpose of complaining about it...

Julie said...

A man in search.
A woman in need.
A story of fate.

We used to play this game called movie poster on the bus when I did improv tours. Someone would make up the first sentence, and then someone say a second unrelated sentence, and then the third person had to tie it all together and make it a movie poster. Usually they were pretty horrible, but it was fun anyway. Sometimes the most horrible ones were the most fun.

JPX said...

That game sounds hilarious. I believe that we Horrorthonners must play this.

JPX said...

Okay, I'll start one.

"He had revenge in his heart..."

AC said...

"She had a shameful secret..."

DKC said...

"Together they made a head shaped knife block."

AC said...

dcd rules!

clearly, there could be no other conclusion.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I wanna play! Let's try it again.

"An erotic testimony...."

JPX said...

"An unspeakable crime..."

AC said...

"the Osmond family: behind the music."

JPX said...

Love it! okay, here's another,

"A fire destroyed her past..."

DKC said...

"But, from the ashes came..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

"... another fire that destroyed her cousin's home."

JPX said...

"He lost his memory..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

"...but the one thing he could never forget..."

AC said...

"was the summer of '78 at Brickyard Pond."

JPX said...

"Was that he lost something"

DKC said...

OMG! I am CRACKING UP over here! We are all so clever.

Octopunk said...

Ha! I just spotted this and thought "21 comments? The hell?" Now I get it.

The head-knife block is hilarious.

I wanna start one.

"In a world without grown-ups..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

"... it takes more than a monkey..."

AC said...

"to tell the difference between steven seagal and jean claude van damme."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Man, this day's just flying by thanks to this thread! Thanks Walk in the Clouds!

Shall we run it into the ground?

AC said...

"though the doctors said she had only 3 months to live..."

JPX said...

"She knew something they didn't..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

"...They were on Mars" (where one earth day is 24 hours and 39 minutes. Thus she had slightly longer to live.)

Octopunk said...

LOL

Octopunk said...

Oh my, that was good. Now that I've got my composure:

"He had a machine for a heart..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

"... that could only be broken..."

Julie said...

by a chick with an atomic bomb in her crotch.

Julie said...

Those were funny.

I think we actually used to to the title third, but the sentences are better!

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